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The following quote list comes from the Fall 1987, Spring 1988. . .
From: "Gary L. Caffey"
To:
Subject: Daily Trojan Quote List Fall 1987/Spring 1988
Date: Mon, 5 May 2003 01:42:09 -0700
X-Priority: 3
Travis,
I dug out one of my quote lists from Fall 1987 and Spring 1988. We were a festive group back then. For the most part misspellings are intended.
Thanks,
Gary Caffey
DT Alum 1985-89
Quote List 1987-88 School year:
"We got a bad team man."
"Don't be messy, vote for Jesse."
"The Daily Trojan just won't be the same without Charles and his impersonations."
"You know, that I know, that we all know."
"And that's why I wear the bow tie."
"Big O bash ends at Cleaners."
"What the world needs now is Love, Sweet Love."
"Let's meet."
"Let's eat."
"Here we go."
"The DT revolves around sex, food and money."
The Topic of the Day is........SEX.
There is a big difference between fucking and making love.
I never figured on Kevin
She used Drano
We eat lightning and piss fire
Don't violate me.
Couldn't Tell Ya.
Who's writing the unsigned?
It's tasteless and it's racist and it has no redeeming value.
It's inexcusable.
We didn't come here to act monkeys for everybody.
So it was a personal joke.
Shawn, you write like Peter Jennings.
Have a good year!!!
My clothes are falling off.
The masses are asses.
The karate master is Deshaun.
Q: Alan, Do you have a girlfriend?
A: No, do you want to be my girlfriend?
A: No.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttttttt
So Alan, how was Arizona?
I'm the art director. I'm in charge.
Bitches leave.
Bitches rule.
Gerbils, I need more gerbils.
Disease carrier of the month: Michael Cary. (Feb. '88)
I can make you wetter.
The movie was called Cock-Tales. We kept looking for the storyline.
He's no freak, he's Dr. Geek!!!!
Screw Perry, we've got CIPA!!!
Hey, can you do the cabbage patch for me?
Yippety-skip
He did the snap thing more times than I brushed my teeth and I never missed a tooth.
A dickless statue.
Did you hear, Holly Hunter died this morning?
Hi, this is Danny from the Daily Trojan. Do you have any information about Holly Hunter's death? Yeah, she died this morning. We heard from someone that works at KNX.
THIS IS A FIASCO!!
Where do I patch in?
ARRRRRRF
What about your client who admitted his guilt?
I killed those cats, and I killed all the people, too!!!
You've got to remember, you can't judge people by their qualifications.
Frozen yogurt is cold.
Oooooh, its getting longer already, I can feel it!!!
They're plotting against me.
Alan couldn't give me a reason why he fired me. It was a personality conflict.
I thought you were feature editor.
Hello? This is Richard Burns calling...
I am a journalist!
Jesus Christ is the antibody.
Feature Exclusive: $100 operation restores virginity.
Go back to New England and make angels in the snow, you stupid fag. ... Well fuck you Salerno. Fuck you! I kick you (sic) mother fuckin' ass.
Do you spell obviously o-v-i or o-v-e?
Life sucks.
So, in her face!
I had to babysit them for an hour in the parking structure.
I want to fuck your daughter.
Not in your wildest dreams!
Swimsuit issue. We're not Sports Illustrated, we're the Daily Trojan.
First Place News Article, Bryon Okada......Brrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyoooonnnnnnn OOOOOOOkkkaddaaaaaaa!!!
NCAA Tournament Central.
Alan, Syracuse lost to Rhode Island......Whhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttt!
Have you heard about my roommate problem.
Let me tell you about my roommate. She can bench press 250 pounds.
I don't have anything against sex, I just don't want people to fornicate in my living room.
God damn it, Ron!
Hello. The award-winning Daily Trojan. May I help you?
Host is not a verb.
Now, according to your...uh....thing?
Its is this big (hold arms outstretched).
You know I still get bummed about the Rose Bowl.
Hey John, did you see "thirtysomething."
Now, what was your name?
Don't worry, Danielle will drive you back to Fresno.
Anybody interested in a relationship with a lot of passion and a little commitment?
Fuck her, it's not my responsibility anymore.
You little motherfucker!
I like animosity in a relationship.
Do you mean animosity or beastiality?
Its Dave Nimick....calling from Malaysia!!!!
We'll try to get this in.......yeah right!
Your're Gonna Get Yours!
These strawberries are terrible. No. I mean the cake is good but the strawberries are awful.
Have you tried my famous enchiladas?
The Daily Trojan top brass................and Danielle.
Did you get an internship yet?
Me neither.
I don't want people to think that I'm the DT fanny pinch.
Hi to all those Greeks on Ave 28 in Pasadena.
When Shawn brought out his trombone, I knew it was time to leave.
Kate and Allie.
Leef, I'm sorry that I mistook your personal secretary for you.
Hey, that Majorie's cute! I think I'll ask her you.
That's a savage shirt.
I need a man!
Women should not be satisfied, panel says.
I've said all there is to say about Honduras. It's about 12 inches.
I don't speak to you, I speak at you.
Launch the Wheaties.
I got the fesh (sic) shoe man.
I don't drink.
Cathy Loper is the Aryan poster child!!!
With this hair cut and my leather jacket I look like a bull dyke.
Will someone get security.
I live here.
Take a pill and chill dude.
Bueno!
Here are some pictures of the L.A. skyline with a bonus story about CIA recruitment thrown in!
He didn't talk. He spoke. It's not chalk. It's coke. It's not fuck, its poke.
Hey isn't that that fag.
Gary, what the hell are you doing on the front page of the Times sports section?
I can't sit on hard things.
I didn't know Karl was married. What bummer for him.
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