March 25, 2004
"There's no better way to recognize ... giant accomplishments than with free Giant Shrimp for America."
WHO: Welcome to Long John Silver's press release announcing the give away to each American one giant shrimp, to celebrate the discovery of a vast evaporated salty sea on Mars where potentially billions of yet undiscovered shrimp-like creatures could have died in the most massive ecological catastrophe imaginable.
Posted by nep at March 25, 2004 01:25 PM | TrackBackComments