March 09, 2005
"If you buy three mochas with a one hundred dollar bill, you should give me a dollar tip, you cheap bastard. ... Absolutely do not ask me what kind of soup we have. It is on a menu that is clearly titled SOUP. A seven-year-old knows how to spell soup."
WHO? Melissa tells customers at panera how to behave in "myrosesaredead: To all you fuckers that come into panera." It's hilarous.
Posted by nep at March 9, 2005 11:46 PM | TrackBackComments
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