Overheard

"About Desire is not the manufacturer of the products entailed in this website and will not be held liable in case of death, dismemberment, terminal illness or any other sickness or infectious disease that is a result of neglect in care or operation of these products. In other words, don't use an electrical item in a bathtub! We hope that you practice safe sex, thank you for shopping." [NSFW]

WHO? The "About Us" page on the "About Desire" Web site