Overheard

"Since the RIAA site seems to go down every time someone sneezes within a mile of its servers, chances are a DoS attack by MyDoom.F will have an effect on it,"

"work work work ... gay IR midterm ... ratshit mood ... evil cramps ... gayer weather still ... on a night like this one just wants to sit and stare at a slurpee machine."

"Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive."

"It is a good day to fight! It is a good day to die! Strong hearts, brave hearts to the front! Weak hearts and cowards to the rear!"

"Don't sleep your life away."

"People are where they are because that is exactly where they really want to be - whether they will admit that or not."

"If everything's under control, you're going too slow."

"My father spent the last 20 years of his life writing letters. If someone thanked him for a wedding present, he thanked them for thanking him and there was no end to the exchange but death."