Overheard

"Men and woman have an almost infinte range. They can always screw up worse than they already have, and they can always do even better than they've already done. That's what makes dating so interesting."

"Operators are standing by. Call now, and we'll let them sit down."

"There's no better way to recognize ... giant accomplishments than with free Giant Shrimp for America."

"Sane, sexy, smart ... pick any two."

"We are going to wheel and deal better than we've ever whelt and dealt before!"

"The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions."

"You have Unjoined"

"A Memphis woman was arrested and charged with first-degree murder after she bludgeoned her boyfriend to death with an iPod."

"We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason if we remember that we are not descended from fearful men, not from men who feared to write, to speak, to associate and to defend auses which were, for the moment, unpopular."

"One in 10 Canadians owns a cottage; the rest bring beer."

"...their hearts, wounded with sweet words, overflowed, and their joy was like swords, and they passed in thought out to regions where pain and delight flow together and tears are the very wine of blessedness."

"Generous deed should not be checked by cold counsel."