Through the Kindness of Morons
A baggage handler at LAX renews my faith in human stupidity. A Viagra ad on the radio peaks my interest. The weather lifts my spirits.
posted at 12:01 pm on Mar. 29, 2000
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Back in L.A.
I return “home” after 1.5 years in Europe. To celebrate, I eat something greasy with ketchup and have a slice of apple pie to top it off.
posted at 12:01 pm on Mar. 19, 2000
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PayPal Will Make You (OK, Me) Rich!
Sign up for PayPal and earn (me) money while you sleep!
posted at 12:01 pm on Mar. 17, 2000
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How Old Men and Young Men differ
The naked truth: Old men and young men are different. How to tell by careful observation of their fall leaf harvesting habits.
posted at 12:01 pm on Mar. 16, 2000
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Drunken Notes About Budapest, Hungary
This is a collection of notes I took during my travels in Budapest. I wrote it while quite drunk. I guess this is why people Bill Bryson and Paul Thoroux get paid the big bucks—they use complete sentences. Left unedited for verisimilitude.
posted at 12:01 pm on Mar. 10, 2000
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The Furnace Blew Up
When life gives you exploding furnaces, make an exploding furnace story, that’s what I’ve always said. And one did, and here’s my story. I also talk about customs and the Canadian humourist Stephen Leacock.
posted at 12:01 pm on Mar. 8, 2000
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Crass Commercialism
Read this disarming little story about me and—ha ha, fooled you, it’s crass commercialism as I launch my Amazon.com affiliate program page.
posted at 12:01 pm on Mar. 5, 2000
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Leaving PF
A quick update: I just turned in my two-week notice and will be returning to Los Angeles shortly.
posted at 12:09 pm on Mar. 1, 2000
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Big Bear, Euro Disney, in Between
After maintaining a long radio silence, I talk about my trips to Big Bear, Euro Disney, and places in between.
posted at 12:01 pm on Mar. 1, 2000
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