OK, here’s how it works: Copy the list, delete the names of the authors you don’t have on your home library shelves and replace them with names of authors you do have. Bold the replacements.
In order to help you through the coming year with a minimum of social and familial discomfort, I’ve written this short guide to appropriate and inappropriate feelings for each of the holidays. I have determined these proper emotions through careful observation and scientific experimentation over the past 30 years.
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