“When I was a boy growing up in Kansas, a friend of mine and I went fishing and as we sat there on the warmth of a summer afternoon we talked about what we wanted to do when we grew up. I told him I wanted to be a major league baseball player, a genuine professional like Honus Wagner. My friend said that he’d like to be president of the United States. Neither of us got our wish.”
I remember that, and I remember thinking what bastards the Australian players were. They were playing a bunch of teenagers from American Samoa, many of whom had to borrow boots to play. I mean, after going up about 15-0, why not just have a kick-around with the kids?
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