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A Riot?

posted at 11:01 am
on Jul. 29, 2003

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A friend wrote me recently and said she really liked my column.

Actually, she said “I (was) a riot!”

A riot? She has no idea! I was here for the South Central Riots of 1992(ish).  That was a real riot.  Looting burning gunshots curfew escape from Los Angeles.  A laugh a minute.

It’s such a strange expression.  In what way is a “riot” funny?  And that’s not the only example of a phrase gone awry.  When did “wicked” become a good thing?  “Heinous”?  “Awesome”? Or even just “bad”?

I liked it so much better when the kids made up silly words to mean good: “groovy,” “tripendicular” and “tubular,” for example.

I appreciate being a riot, but the pressure to maintain such a high standard is murder, I’m telling you.

Overheard

“The summer weather is expected to last well into next week.”

...who said it?

“Watch your step as you exit the train, and if you’re late, just remember that life is a lot like being on this train: we may not be there yet, but we’re getting there.”

...who said it?

“There are four boxes to be used in defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, and ammo. Please use in that order.”

...who said it?

“Description: MySQL server has gone away”

...who said it?

“According to Golf Digest, from 1996 to 2007, Woods made $769,440,709. Golf Digest predicts that, by 2010, Woods will become the world’s first athlete to pass one billion dollars in earnings.”

...who said it?

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