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Filing System

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on Jul. 16, 2003

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I called recently to access some records at a local government office.  I asked them if they could look up some records for me. The conversation went something like this.

“Hi there.  Can you look up the current records for Travis Smith?”

“Sorry sir, we can’t look up anything right now.  Our computer system is down.”

“Oh, really? When do you expect it to be back up?”

“Sir, do you own a computer?”

“I see your point.”

“We used to have filing cabinets.  We’d put everything in the cabinets and when people called, we’d put the phone down and go open the filing cabinet and pull out the file and walk back to the phone and say ‘Sir, are you still there?’ and give them the details.  That was a pretty good system.”

“So I should call back later, then?”

“I could put the phone down and when the computer starts working again, I could pick it up and say, ‘Sir, are you still there?’ But you could call back later also.”

“OK, thanks.”

Overheard

“The superior man contains the means in his own person. He bides his time and then acts. Why then should not everything go well? He acts and is free. Therefore all he has to do is to go forth, and he takes his quarry. This is how a man fares who acts after he has ready the means.”

...who said it?

“Greatness is only a matter of will.  It is the end result of patience, determination, direction and strength.”

...who said it?

“kindergarchy n. Rule or domination by children; the belief that children’s needs and preferences take precedence over those of their parents or other adults.”

...who said it?

“The Northeast Blackout affected 50 million people and zero PEER 1 customers. Find out why.”

...who said it?

“As in 2007, the average U.S. worker has 14 vacation days this year. Just across the Canadian border, our counterparts get an average of 17 vacation days annually. But if you want a real “vacation envy” complex, consider the vacation banks of European workers. France tops the list with an average of 37 days, followed by Italy (33 days), Spain (31), the Netherlands and Austria (28), Germany (27) and Great Britain (26). “

...who said it?

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