I had a good evening tonight. Went to a party at Heather’s place and watched the premiere of this season’s Amazing Race.
Don’t know if I told you, but I applied to be on the next season with my friend George. We never heard back. It’s too bad, we’d have had great fun, up to the point where frustrations grew so high one of us took the other’s life in a bloody, creative and highly ironic post-modern way. It would have made for great television.
Actually, if you work for CBS and you’re reading this blog, let me be clear: that was a joke and that George and I would be great competitors, we’d play hard and fair, and if necessary, one or the other of us would wear a blonde wig and fake breasts.
“Watch your step as you exit the train, and if you’re late, just remember that life is a lot like being on this train: we may not be there yet, but we’re getting there.”
“According to Golf Digest, from 1996 to 2007, Woods made $769,440,709. Golf Digest predicts that, by 2010, Woods will become the world’s first athlete to pass one billion dollars in earnings.”
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