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I hate Zelda

posted at 3:29 pm
on Jan. 23, 2007

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I hate Zelda.

Him and his stupid pony.

Why can’t he do anything right?

He can’t fish, he can’t swim properly, he can’t throw far enough, he can’t herd a cat, he can’t find an empty bottle, he can’t open a locked door, he can’t talk to the mayor’s wife, he can’t beat the monkey, he can’t solve a damn thing.  All he can do is catch goats and the townsfolk will soon start to tease me I mean him about that.

Stupid elf. Stupid game. Stupid.

On the other hand, I love the Wii.  I hesitate to rave about it too much, because my TiVo will overhear and get jealous.  And really, the TiVo changed my life, whereas the Wii has not (yet).  But if you have appendages and a sense of humor, you should play the Wii.



 
 

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Best post I read today.

You are fun.

 

Posted by Monique  at  4:12 pm on Jan. 23, 2007

 

 

 

You are also cute.

 

Posted by Rachael  at  5:34 pm on Jan. 23, 2007

 

 

 

Ladies, ladies, please! I'm a happily married man, however virile I might otherwise be.

Wait, do I mean puerile? I gotta go look it up in the dictionary.

Oh wow, this dictionary has bad words in it. fart. heh heh heh.

 

Posted by Travis Smith  at  5:44 pm on Jan. 23, 2007

 

 

 

Zelda take a bit of getting used to, but it's the best game on the Wii right now though the Wario one is supposed to be hot.

Also do you still have TiVo or are you using it in the Band-Aid manner, as a general name for all PVR devices because unless I'm wrong it doesn't work in Canada without loads of hacking.

 

Posted by Jeffery Simpson  at  3:38 pm on Jan. 25, 2007

 

 

 

I do still have Tivo, and it works just fine in Canada and has for about a year, +-.

 

Posted by Travis Smith  at  9:46 pm on Jan. 25, 2007

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