Maggie decided today to jump from my office window ledge down to the balcony outside the kitchen.
I didn’t see her jump. When I heard the thump of her landing, I ran downstairs and found her waiting to be let in.
She was limping around, and her nose was bleeding a bit. No brain juice was leaking out her ears. I took that to be a good sign.
She was pretty calm, and not hissy or scared. She’s a tough cat.
We took Maggie to see Nikki, our vet.
Nikki took X-rays.
Nikki asked us… do you have pet insurance?
We said… no.
She said… oh.
Maggie has a broken left front leg bone. She’ll get a splint, and probably won’t need surgery, though we’ll know later today for sure.
It’ll take 6 weeks to heal, and at the end of it, Nikki says Maggie probably won’t have learned any sort of lesson from the experience. Because, you know, she’s a cat.
At least now I know what I’m going to be spending my global warming tax refund check on.
“What’s great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest. You can be watching TV and see Coca-Cola, and you know that the President drinks Coke, Liz Taylor drinks Coke, and just think, you can drink Coke, too. A Coke is a Coke and no amount of money can get you a better Coke than the one the bum on the corner is drinking. All the Cokes are the same and all the Cokes are good. Liz Taylor knows it, the President knows it, the bum knows it, and you know it.”
You can scroll right easily by holding down the SHIFT key and using your scroll wheel. (Firefox users trying this will end up jumping to old Web pages until a) Firefox releases a fix, b) they change their settings like so.)