You’ll notice that my “Overheard” Web log, which keeps an accounting of small interesting quotes and snippets I come across, has been featuring a number of movie pitch lines taken from this year’s Variety-published guide to movies being sold at MIFED.
I did find one trend that was worth gathering together into one big post: That of Reese Peanut Butter Cup-like amalgams of ideas that really don’t go so well together. Allow me to present....
These Don’t Go Together
“Shadows of the Dead: A couple contracts a deadly disease [...] after their car breaks down in the woods.”
“I Heart Huckabee’s: An existential tale of love, philosophy and [...] Shania Twain.”
“Annie the Nannie: A family’s new English nanny turns out to be [...] an orangutan.”
“Cornered: Three distant men are re-united [...] for an underground boxing match.”
“Samhain: A disfigured mutant hunts [...] students on a class trip.”
“Cosmic Rescue: Young men and woman live [...] on the moon.”
“Les Daltons: Unsuccessful outlaw brothers steal [...] a magic sombrero that makes them invincible.”
“I find myself thinking of a checklist Wozniak wrote a few years ago describing how to become a genius. His advice was straightforward yet strangely terrible: You must clarify your goals, gain knowledge through spaced repetition, preserve health, work steadily, minimize stress, refuse interruption, and never resist sleep when tired. This should lead to radically improved intelligence and creativity. The only cost: turning your back on every convention of social life.”
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream.”
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