This week’s journal theme: Odd emails. Here’s an autoresponse that made me laugh.
——Original Message——
From: .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)
Subject: windy
Sorry - due to the excessive amount of unsolicited spam received on this account, the email address you’ve contacted is no longer in existence. If you’ve sent spam to this email address, sucks to be you and we hope you get nailed with big fines in the future.
You can scroll right easily by holding down the SHIFT key and using your scroll wheel. (Firefox users trying this will end up jumping to old Web pages until a) Firefox releases a fix, b) they change their settings like so.)