Shaw Cable had a melt down today and out Internet access and phone service went down at 1 p.m. The Interwebs were down!
This is a Very Bad Thing, as we are launching a big Web site tomorrow. Having no Internet access is a bad thing generally. Having no Internet and no phone midday on a Monday—that’s very n.s.g.
Calling the Customer Service line; got a busy signal the first three times. Not even voice mail—busy signal. You remember busy signals, don’t you? Very 1989.
But the best part was the the song playing when I finally got through to be put on hold. It was “You’re out of Touch,” by Hall & Oates. I can’t think of a more perfect hold music for this situation. Someone has a good sense of humor.
You’re out of touch/
I’m out of time/
But I’m out of my head when you’re not around
Followed by, and I kid you not, “Red Red Wine,” by UB40.
Red, red wine
Go to my head
Make me forget that i
Still need her so
Red, red wine
It`s up to you
All I can do, i’ve done
...
Red, red wine
Stay close to me
Don`t let me be alone
Oh Shaw, you post modern wry pop culture hold music player, you.
Update: I got through, they said, basically, “Yeah, there’s a big outage, we don’t know how long or why.” Service came back 35 minutes later at 1:35 p.m. And shortly thereafter, Shaw customer service called me back, unbidden, to make sure things were working O.K. I forgive the busy signal.
“Watch your step as you exit the train, and if you’re late, just remember that life is a lot like being on this train: we may not be there yet, but we’re getting there.”
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Posted by Travis Smith at 1:36 pm on Sep. 18, 2006
i was on hold with shaw once for over 45 minutes. when i finally got to talk to a human, i told her i had realized why it was they played kenny g and other awful hold music: it makes people hang up!
You can scroll right easily by holding down the SHIFT key and using your scroll wheel. (Firefox users trying this will end up jumping to old Web pages until a) Firefox releases a fix, b) they change their settings like so.)