And all this means he’s not likely to go away. The heavy metal CD artist Travis Smith—there’s always the chance that he’ll find Jesus in his paint kit and fade from the Web. But pitcher Smith—well, that game’s all about the record keeping. He’s going to be online forever.
Sigh. And don’t even get me started on my pure “Travis” rankings. #109? Behind a lake in Texas? Which presidential candidate do I have to sleep with to get some name recognition around here?
“Watch your step as you exit the train, and if you’re late, just remember that life is a lot like being on this train: we may not be there yet, but we’re getting there.”
“According to Golf Digest, from 1996 to 2007, Woods made $769,440,709. Golf Digest predicts that, by 2010, Woods will become the world’s first athlete to pass one billion dollars in earnings.”
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