posted at 9:12 am
on Feb. 28, 2013
A Blog Post
OK, Universe, You Can F*** Right Off Now
I know I’ve owed you a blog post for a while, but some other pressing personal business got in the way. I’ve now got a little more time and clarity, so without further delay… I present.. Feb. 12.
1) This Crazy Email Arrived
If I were a younger man, I’d probably have called the duty officer at the desk down in Ferndale and tried to figure out what all this was, but I decided that it would simply be easier to wait until I was arrested or not to puzzle it out.
2) This Crazy Phone Call
Travis: I got a phone call last night, here at work, around 11 p.m.
Travis: He said, there a car on fire here, and it’s near your house…
Travis: How weird is that?
3) Some Other Crazy Relationship-y Stuff
4) This Crazy Exploding Ice
It was a fantastic G&T, I must say. And I had set it on the small side table between sips. I reached over, picked it up and lifted it to my mouth… and .... CRAAACK!
No, but seriously. It happened. And the gin and the tonic in my eyes were bad enough, but I’d also gone a little overboard in the lime department because of my concern about scurvy, and that added a whole ‘nother level of stingy-ness to the sudden unwanted eye wash.
So there you go. Crazy times.
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