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I was in line today to get my B.C. driver’s license, and I learned something.

First, I learned the value of my time.

Second, I learned that I should apply more lessons from the board game Monopoly to Real Life.

I had been sitting there about 20 minutes when a guy walked in the door out of the rain, ignored the receptionists desk, turned to the seated folks and shouted, “Twenty dollars to the guy who has the next number if he gives it to me.”

I happened to have the next number.  I sat silently.

He repeated his offer: “I’m serious.  I’ll give $20 to the guy who has the next number, if he lets me have it.”

The buzzer rang and my number was called.

I stood up and said “I’ve been waiting 20 minutes.  $1/minute isn’t worth it.  Sorry.”

Next time, though, I’m going to be the guy who comes in the door and pays $20 to get out of waiting.

Side note: The list at the side of my Web site has been updated.  Check it out.

Overheard

“An unexamined life is not worth living.”

...who said it?

“BBFF (Best Bacon Friends Forever)”

...who said it?

“I find myself thinking of a checklist Wozniak wrote a few years ago describing how to become a genius. His advice was straightforward yet strangely terrible: You must clarify your goals, gain knowledge through spaced repetition, preserve health, work steadily, minimize stress, refuse interruption, and never resist sleep when tired. This should lead to radically improved intelligence and creativity. The only cost: turning your back on every convention of social life.”

...who said it?

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream.”

...who said it?

“Ever have something in your teeth that you cannot stop tonguing?”

...who said it?

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