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“Update your penis”

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WHO? Subject line of a spam email I’ve gotten hundreds of times this month.  How does one do that?  Isn’t my penis 1.0 good enough?  Is the new one 3G? Or bluetooth? Or USB? I just don’t understand.

posted at 12:26 pm
on Jun. 9, 2008

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it needs new firmware, of course!

 

Posted by Bondrake
  at 11:11 pm on Jun. 9, 2008

 

 

 

in follow-up: I found this blog as the top result for “update your penis” on google after cracking up over the spam in my gmail and actually searching to see if anyone had gotten to the “upgraded firmware” bit yet, and with that being a no… I rose to the occassion (yes, you can punch me now)

 

Posted by Bondrake
  at 11:15 pm on Jun. 9, 2008

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