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“Never deal with roosters that look like monkeys.”

posted at 10:38 pm
on Jan. 19, 2004

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“Alas, it seems you can’t have your meat and eat it too.”

posted at 11:36 am
on Jan. 19, 2004

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“The world is run by people who want to run the world.”

posted at 4:32 pm
on Jan. 18, 2004

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“Guests sat around the hushed booths, scribbling notes to each other on index cards, like Luddites in an Internet chat room.”

posted at 3:15 pm
on Jan. 16, 2004

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“Hey, I’ve never killed anybody with a hammer, but I love fried chicken.”

posted at 8:56 am
on Jan. 15, 2004

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“The new porn ... [is] anything people are ashamed to get a kick out of…”

posted at 3:51 pm
on Jan. 7, 2004

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“Cow I: Say, you hear about this Mad Cow Disease?”
Cow II: Yep.
Cow I: You worried about it?
Cow II: Nope.
Cow I: (puzzled) Why not?
Cow II: Because I’m a squirrel.

posted at 6:26 pm
on Jan. 6, 2004

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“You have made the streets of Delhi lonely.”

posted at 6:24 pm
on Jan. 5, 2004

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“He eats like a paying guest at the Last Supper.”

posted at 10:17 pm
on Jan. 1, 2004

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